whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment
i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
we say ‘never eat shredded wheat’, is that close enough for you?
It is close, but just not them same.
I say never eat sour watermelons.
Never eat soggy waffles…
"never eat slimy worms"??